Uh, not a very catchy name for a kid..or a human being for that matter. Dumb.

Good thing he's not a NashvillePussy fan !!!

poor kid

Oh I'm sure this kid will do just fine!

What a dumbfuck!

Damn, that's EXACTLY what I was going to say!

Not everybody can be named "Mike" or "Dave," jackasses.

This dumb hack never ceases to amaze me with his stupidity and lousy guitar playing.

Well, It's better than being named after a fruit... like Apple

And Zakk is going to plead for his son's forgiveness.

This kid is gonna start lifting weights at 3!!!!!
NOBODY's gonna kick Sabbath's ass!!!
\m/

And when the other kids are done pounding him, he'll be... SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH

..stupid.

It's official, Zakk is a complete mogoloid.

Even Glen Benton calling his kid Daemon wasn't as stupid, at least it sounded better (for a person, because as a band name obviously it's great).

That's what happens when a nearly 50 year old jackass thinks it's cool to have the brains of a 11 year old.

I feel sorry for this kid.

Always love when parents name their kids dumb shit. They're not the ones who will have to go through life named that.

I'd rather be named Bill Fuck.

Your kid will hate you for that..... and having to listen to those retarded pinch harmonics every 2 seconds.

-RickSteve

Why would you do that to your precious child?

Ain't that a Johnny Ca$h song?

He'll be mean, alright; after all that teasing.

A couple of years ago the poor little sod might've been named 'Heineken'.

I get the feeling Barbaranne is just some girl he kidnapped on tour and has locked away in his basement as a sex slave.

thats nasty man, dont joke about that stuff

Retard.

Just don't let Sharon babysit.

I wouldn't even call my dog or cat 'Sabbath'. Can you imagine yourself on your doorstep shouting 'SABBATH! COME HERE, SABBATH! GOOD DOG!', the neighbours would call the police.

Oh well. Guess they have enough money to get him a home tuitor and spare him the need to work, coz there's no way anyone can live a normal life in school or find a job with a name like that.

Not without Bill Ward he doesn't..

wink

I agree with stevemcsteve "Why would you do that to your precious child?" Lost all respect for Zakk. I'd rather be named Anthony Weiner.

At what point is the idiot going to stop SUCKING Ozzy's cock?

surprised he didnt name him Sharon......

... if he was close to robert plant as he is to ozzy, would he have named his kid "zeppelin"? ...

Too bad the baby wasnt born black.

best comment - made me laugh!

And $haron will sue for copyright infringement.

I heard if it was a girl they were going to name her "RiotAct666"

...and Sabbath will name his fist kid Paranoid.

Then again, Tyr is a better name...

No bill ward = no sabbath!!!!

I can't believe that TWO adults agreed on that name for their child. But hey, it's the Wylde's right to name their child whatever they want!! Congratulations!!!

Jesus Christ, that kid is gonna be beyond shit on by people. Sabbath? seriously? your childs (who will grow up and find out quickly they have the worst 'name' ever).

so stupid

Zakk is such an immature fool, really. The guy lives in a suspended state of adolescence -- and not in a good way. His mental growth was stunted long ago.

The thought of naming your kid after a favorite musician someday is something reserved for when you're a dumb teen who's all hung up on hero worship; and even then, the thought of naming your future child after a BAND is stupid.

For a 46-year-old man to name his child after a favorite band is totally selfish and immature.

Awful name poor kid will have some horrible upcoming years in its future...

at least he didn't name the kid Blue Ivy or Shaquay-quay.

Way to get your sons ass kicked in the future. Zakk is such a toolbag.

Zakk has the mentality of a 14-year old boy.

You name your DOG "Sabbath" or "Hendrix", not your fucking son...jeezus...

Heya, I want you to meet my kids Amorphis, Deicide and Samael. Yup, they're a handful.

I wonder how long it'll be until one of his fans names their kid Label Society.

I don't think Iommi would be that bad as a first name. Hendrix is ok I guess. But really, Sabbath? I guess it can be shortened to Sab, or Sabbo. Or changed by deed poll if the kid doesn't like it.

I imagine his wife yelling from the kitchen at him asking him what to call the latest kid as he's:
A: Smoking weed, drinking beer and listening to Jimi Hendrix.
B: Smoking weed, drinking beer and watching a movie about Jesse James.
C: Smoking crack, drinking paint thinner in place of beer in the garage and listening to Black Sabbath.

You can take the boy out of the trailer park...

It would be a cool name if his son was black.

NOW I DON'T FEEL BAD FOR NAMING MY SON, "L.M.F.A.O. GAGA THE 3RD."

Redneck.

Shocked he didn't name him Pinch Harmonics Awful Tone Wylde.

You said it all...I was trying to convey the same thing but you said it much better.

It's like Zakk is stuck on the mentality of a 14-year old who still sits in his room for hours staring up in awe of posters of his musical heroes.

Of course, this shouldn't surprise anyone who goes to his shows. I left the BLS bandwagon years ago.

Cue Cash's "Sue"!

maybe he was fucking with us and is just taking a day of rest before announcing the real name, ya know, some irony filled joke

I am just not sure what to think.

I'm not sure why i even posted.

Hairy Zakk is a fool.

I look forward to a barrage of baby pictures hitting the 'net soon that feature young Sabbath in his cradle, surrounded by bottles of Beck's Beer and chains.

Well once again Zakk proves that he is the stupidist mother fucker in rock n' roll. Every time he opens his mouth, pure ignorance pours out. I can't even imagine how his wife does it. She must just let him do what ever he wants so he will shut the fuck up, or at least as much as he ever will. Poor woman, she has to wake up to Captain Cromag. I will have to give her guilty by association though as no parent should do something so ignorant. Stupid fucking woman.

It must be the L.A. Hollywood thing, you know it's cool to be so fucking stupid. There is a saying Zakk: Stupid people shouldn't breed!!!! In a perfect world you would have to take a test in order to have a kid and we all know Mr. Wylde wouldn't do so well. Once again someone's life gets fucked up before they even have a chance. You're a piece of shit Zakk. Do us a favor and go drown in the tub.

I need more hands, so I can give this the appropriate amount of face palms.

I name Zakk dumbass and you're kid is gonna get beat every day at school cause of that lame ass name choice ..

For the most part you guys all sound like a bunch of girls.
It's not your kid so what do you care?
Here is what will happen,

He will use his middle name "Page" which should get him through
(no doubt) private school just fine.

If and when he decides to rock, he pulls out the Sabbath name and it's the coolest name on the planet, and it will be yes, it's my real name.
Case closed, jealous now?

However the getting his ass kicked in school and becoming Sabbath Bloody Sabbath was very funny!

I have not laughed that hard with some remarks over here for such a looong time.