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METALLICA Drummer Dating Model JESSICA MILLER - Oct. 22, 2012
According to InForum.com, METALLICA drummer Lars Ulrich was in Fargo, North Dakota over the weekend with his girlfriend, Jessica Miller, the 28-year-old sister of Danielle Miller, one of WDAY-TV's First News morning anchors. Ulrich, 48, visited the WDAY studios on Saturday and was also spotted at Mezzaluna, Kroll's Diner and Starbucks in Fargo before flying out Sunday night.

Jessica Miller, who was previously in a relationship with SYSTEM OF A DOWN guitarist Daron Malakian, is a professional model, and has appeared on the cover of various international editions of Vogue magazine. She has also been a model for Gap, H&M and Chanel, among others.

Ulrich has two sons, Myles, 13, and Layne, 10, with former wife Skylar Satenstein, and a third boy, Bryce, 5, with Danish actress Connie Nielsen.

A photo of Ulrich with his new girlfriend, taken at last month's San Francisco Symphony 101-anniversary gala, can be found at HuffPost.com.

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posted by : MetalMosher665
10/22/2012 12:13:17 PM
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how?? wha--


How did HE pull that off?


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COMMENT | 'RE: ...'
posted by : Scatter
10/22/2012 4:03:24 PM
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Simple. Famous and lots of money.


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COMMENT | LIKE FLIES TO SHIT
posted by : destructivesounds
10/22/2012 12:13:20 PM
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Tramps to cash



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COMMENT | Huh.
posted by : pigchop
10/22/2012 12:16:31 PM
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so?


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COMMENT | "METALLICA Drummer Dating 28-year-old Model JESSICA MILLER"
posted by : godfleshh
10/22/2012 12:18:04 PM
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Oh, naughty boy!


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COMMENT | Eh
posted by : DioAlice
10/22/2012 12:22:44 PM
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Enter Sandwoman.


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COMMENT | 'RE: Eh'
posted by : inhalien
10/23/2012 10:39:25 AM
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Enter Tall woman. I can say that cuz I'm short.


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posted by : Psychobolia.com
10/22/2012 12:24:49 PM
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Skylar Satenstein...What a badass name, I would have stayed with her.


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posted by : Furywhip
10/22/2012 12:26:05 PM
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amazing what money can do!


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posted by : amoncrush
10/22/2012 12:27:43 PM
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kinda looks like the lulu doll.


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posted by : dj queef
10/22/2012 12:29:21 PM
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I fell asleep reading this post...


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posted by : father_jack
10/22/2012 12:29:24 PM
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Just some tart whoring herself out for profile. Next!


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posted by : Double Shit-Talkin Jive
10/22/2012 12:32:56 PM
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who cares!

My girlfriend on the sims is hotter than her


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COMMENT | Go get em little buddy
posted by : lollygagger8
10/22/2012 12:38:26 PM
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Pussy Good.

Fire bad.


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COMMENT | The
posted by : cfreckna
10/22/2012 12:47:00 PM
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fuck?


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posted by : EternalAwait
10/22/2012 12:49:18 PM
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Eating disorders all the way!


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COMMENT | flat chester
posted by : dannydeath
10/22/2012 1:01:43 PM
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not a hint of a tit


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posted by : diabolical
10/22/2012 1:07:03 PM
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I can see a new reality tv series coming: When garden gnomes date supermodels :)


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COMMENT | She´s gonna make Lars
posted by : BizarreReverend
10/22/2012 1:07:50 PM
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pay for her breast inplants.


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posted by : mygoodeye
10/22/2012 1:14:41 PM
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Daron from SOAD & Lars.....she's obviously into horrible "musicians (using the term loosely)


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posted by : BombFactory
10/22/2012 1:14:44 PM
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She's obviously dating him for the money, unless she's into douchey washed up drummers with bulbous heads.


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COMMENT | Lars dating a model!!!
posted by : Vilehorde666
10/22/2012 1:15:24 PM
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Shocking positively Shocking


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posted by : 11:11
10/22/2012 1:16:09 PM
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she has ZERO boobs and needs to eat a fat sack of white castle... Why do women models look like starved 14 year old boys? Maybe because the fashion industry is run by the types of men that enjoy starved 14 y/o boys, I guess?... I dunno. Lars... this is a big step down from your last catch... and jesus christ Lars will have to get a stool to stand on just to munch her box.


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COMMENT | Tony Montana...
posted by : Waingro
10/22/2012 1:26:42 PM
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'First you get da money, den you get da powa, den you get de woman.'


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posted by : Aces_High99
10/22/2012 1:40:00 PM
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Of course she's dating him for the money.

You think a guy who looks like Lars gives a fuck? He gets to throw a few shots into her, then toss her to the curb.

He's got more money than god...let him reap the benefits.


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posted by : DetroitRocks
10/22/2012 1:44:45 PM
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This chic looks very unmetal


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posted by : Mike Portnoy's Empty Tissue Box
10/23/2012 12:42:59 AM
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In that case, she's perfect for any member of Metallica.


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COMMENT | Fargo
posted by : RedZombie
10/22/2012 1:46:00 PM
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Not too far away from where I live. Only 4 hours. Lars is da man, he's always got chicks all over him.


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COMMENT | WTF?
posted by : Blackstar75
10/22/2012 1:50:48 PM
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OK, I missed something obviously. When did he break up from Connie?
11:11, I agree, this is a major step backwards. Any girl who used to date another rock star and is hooking up with yet another one, to me, is just making rounds. The Heather Mills Syndrome I call it.

Next news item on Blabbermouth: SYSTEM OF A DOWN GUITARIST CALLS UP METALLICA DRUMMER, "HEY LARS, HOW DOES MY DICK TASTE?"


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COMMENT | denmark
posted by : motley crue
10/22/2012 1:55:02 PM
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i was not aware he is not with connie nielsen anymore...


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posted by : skadi09
10/22/2012 2:00:01 PM
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Nice, well done. Contrary to most other comments on here, I think she is quite hot. Hotter than any girl I've ever dated. Good for him


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COMMENT | Waifish though she may be...
posted by : Armored Saint Rules
10/22/2012 2:02:06 PM
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...she still probably outweighs Lars.


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COMMENT | lol
posted by : DeadoRise
10/22/2012 2:20:13 PM
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She is taller than Lars XD I think that's why Lars likes taller womens


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COMMENT | wait for it.....
posted by : Beerbreath
10/22/2012 2:34:55 PM
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Puberty that would be-



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posted by : Bob Sacamano
10/22/2012 2:42:27 PM
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Well as usual it falls to me tp have to say it...

So..





FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP



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posted by : jocques
10/22/2012 3:05:18 PM
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'So Jessica, tell me, what first attracted you to the multimillionaire Lars?'


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posted by : Deathpool Dave
10/22/2012 3:10:52 PM
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There are many reasons to get into the music business. Tapping hot models is one of the better ones. Well played.


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posted by : 6stringking
10/22/2012 3:10:53 PM
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buy her a steak dude...chick looks like she needs a good meal!


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posted by : lg18
10/22/2012 3:14:45 PM
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GET IT INNNNNNN


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posted by : Skanna
10/22/2012 3:31:50 PM
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why not just bang a few hookers - cut to the chase?


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posted by : ndirish75
10/22/2012 3:58:37 PM
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I can't, I mean what the, how did he, why would she??!! DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK??!! I realize he's worth upwards of $170 million, but that is not enough money to go to bed with a 4ft, bald, Danish troll. HE'S NOT EVEN A DECENT DRUMMER!!! I love Metallica, always have and always will (it's called loyalty), but we can all agree to disliking Lars. He's tiny, bald, looks 115yrs old, bags under his eyes, he looks like shit, and his ego's huge. It's just not FAIR!!!


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posted by : Mike Portnoy's Empty Tissue Box
10/23/2012 12:46:16 AM
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Loyalty? Wouldn't it be reasonable to expect the same from them?


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COMMENT | lol
posted by : NowThatsWhatICallMetal
10/22/2012 4:04:36 PM
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I don't think many people really care who he's fuckin...but looking at the photo of them together showed me one thing...Lars is going to be a funny looking old man as time goes on. She's apparently into rich metal musicians...she'll be set for life.


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posted by : Zambo
10/22/2012 4:12:35 PM
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Divorce Magnetic


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COMMENT | She's 5'11" ?? !!
posted by : JJJB
10/22/2012 4:45:54 PM
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I'd pay to see lil Lars tap that more than I'd pay for the new Metallica album.....LOL


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posted by : EL PENDEJO
10/22/2012 5:45:01 PM
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I hope Kirk is ok with this.


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COMMENT | model
posted by : double_talking_jive
10/22/2012 6:34:55 PM
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now I'm not a big fan of fake titties but this bitch needs some serious boob job!


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COMMENT | Ok
posted by : lowrider
10/22/2012 7:44:32 PM
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Malakian and Ulrich? , she likes to be the tallest


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COMMENT | 666
posted by : Satanis Australis
10/22/2012 8:46:51 PM
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I ain't sayin' she a gold digger..


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COMMENT | Wow...
posted by : Black waterPark
10/22/2012 9:06:56 PM
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One human being is dating another human being. Who gives a flying fuck.

Fame is such a stupid thing. A person is a person regardless of what they do or where they've been.


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posted by : RiotAct666
10/22/2012 10:07:50 PM
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Maybe she will teach Lars to play the drums again.


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posted by : JOSHSKORN
10/23/2012 12:12:56 AM
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Erm...yeah and look at the girls that whored themselves out on Brett Michaels Rock of Love. Where'd that get them? Maybe a waitressing job for the rest of their lives.


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COMMENT | wikipedia
posted by : chest rockwell
10/23/2012 2:11:45 AM
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doesn't report Neilsen and Ulrich splitting. not that it's a source of all truth but... I dunno, Connie's beyond beautiful, bit of a shocker that they split. not as much of a shocker that he got her in the first place tho!! skillz.


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posted by : UlverShuggah
10/23/2012 2:38:57 AM
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how many divorces has ulrich had? sure must cost him alot...


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posted by : karmalife1
10/23/2012 8:24:26 AM
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Why would anyone care who that little midget Lars is dating? The chick must have a fetish for martian headed midgets with a fivehead. (a five head is much larger than a forehead for those of you who don't know). Considering the chick is from Fargo, Lars probably looks better than most of the homely goons she's used to seeing.

Just sayin. . . .


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