GOD FORBID's DALLAS COYLE: 'The New METALLICA Is The Sh*t!'

September 23, 2008

GOD FORBID guitarist Dallas Coyle has written the latest entry for his weekly column on MetalSucks, "The Hard R." In this installment, Dallas shares his thoughts on the new METALLICA album "Death Magnetic" and the critical and public reaction to the album. An excerpt from the blog follows:

"It's funny. It really is. I've been bothered by the bullshit I've seen regarding the new METALLICA album. People are shitting on the album left and right, not paying respect to one of the greatest bands ever and it's complete fucking bullshit... I'm not saying you should like something just because it comes from a certain band, I'm saying you should like it if it's good. And news fucking flash: THE NEW METALLICA IS THE SHIT!

"The really sad thing is Blabbermouth got it right with the new METALLICA record! What in the fuck world are we living in? With this new METALLICA album and the reviews I've been seeing, I feel we're living in an opposite reality. How is it that Blabbermouth gets it right and the majority of MetalSucks reviews looked like an Iann Robinson night at the movies? Straight haterade. It makes me think of politics (again). Why is McCain holding on? People just don't see good shit in front of them when it's there. Or it's like Katt Williams says: people hate good shit.

"To those people who gave the METALLICA album a BAD review, give a good fucking reason why. And spare me your Barack Obama-voting, elitist post-Black album bullshit. Give me something real. How does this new record NOT sound like METALLICA? 'Cause it's not TR00? Fuck all that. My bro and I were chilling out and listening to the new METALLICA rocking out like when we were kids. It was crazy. We're talking about the record and he says, 'You were the first person to give the album a good review...' I thought about it and I thought, 'That is fucking sad.'

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