OZZY OSBOURNE: BUSH Didn't Invite Me To White House

Contrary to rumors flying far and wide, OZZY OSBOURNE has not been invited by President George W. Bush to the White House for a what-would-be most unusual summit of the minds, according to a statement from the OZZY camp.

The story started in England in one of that country's infamous tabloids but the real story is that OZZY and Sharon have been invited by one of their new fans, Fox news channel talking head Greta Van Susteren, to the White House Press Correspondents Dinner, which is scheduled to take place on May 4th.

Bush will also attend the dinner, along with a host of other politicos and journalists.