THE HAUNTED Frontman: 'Idiots Make Me Wish I Was Gay'

THE HAUNTED frontman Peter Dolving has posted the following message on his MySpace page:

"Idiots make me wish I was gay...

"Because if I was gay all the people who hate me would have a fucking hemmorage of the brain to have accept there being this 6 foot 3 gay mutherfucker with a big mouth. Oboy, I'd be in the pit picking up little boy groupies and groping numbskulls asses like a fucking storm.

"I went to see my shrink today. Another session of revelations really. Basically, I'm feeling pretty god damned good today. Why? Well I'm slowly realizing that I kinda enjoy pissing morons off. Always have, always will. When I was a kid I stopped growing for 6 years cause I was so fucking distraught by the situation I was living in. Being a tiny kid with a big mouth and giant ears puts you at a certain disadvantage, but I always did have that beautiful space of absolute blankness in my head where it didn't matter when the generic dumbfuck numbskull illiterate jackass broke my nose or kicked my ribs in. In the end I'd look em in the eye and smile and say 'You know — if this is a war, you can't win.' Blood all over me. Hey, we're all different that way.

"I like pissing on capitalism because I think capitalism pisses all over me and everyone I love. I like sticking my finger in the rotting orifice of christianity because I hate how the church establishment, catholic, protestant or greek orthodox shits on my entire world. I feel an urge from deep within to point out the elements of fascism in parliamentarist so called democracy. I enjoy seeing how all it takes to reveal dudes for the ignoramus semi-Nazi mutherfuckers they really are by simply pointing out that we are all part in a fascist society.

"Hell, I love watching scat-for-brains bleed out their outrage in every forum available, no matter what media they choose. I walk into a Wal-Mart, take one look at the literature on the 'book' shelf and just fucking crack up at the immense potential the morons who go through conservative colleges and think tanks and land themselves work as commentators and 'journalists' and other positions to join the cheerleading squad for 'The New American Century.' A fascist is still a fascist, even if he calls himself something else, his or her actions will still determine their nature.

"Now some might wonder why the hell I won't shut the fuck up. Well it's simple — I can't fucking help myself. Because I, like the super homo Jimmy Sommerville of BRONSKI BEAT, feel love. And that my good buddies is the shit. And love makes me so want to fucking keep gabbering like a Jewish standup comedian on methamphetamine without any real jokes because it just feels so fucking good.

"The deal is — I don't even know what I'm talking about half the time. And no, I won't shut up until I'm fucking dead. I love rock n roll. And this is 2006. The realities of this world has fucking extended itself to reach beyond the skimpy simplification of screened thought process.

"I might not have a lot to say. But I'll say it anyway. Because I can. Because I feel the need. Because I feel the desire to. Count on it. It's what I teach my kids. It's what my friends teach their kids. It's the beginning of something assholes cannot shut down with knuckles or verbal abuse even if they tried. Love just fucking runs that shit over like a trainwreck with a smile and an insane laughter.

"Fuck the past! Viva chaos! We are hyenas, we don't fucking care. Let's boogey!"