OZZY OSBOURNE Recounts Estate Invader Ordeal
November 16, 2005Ozzy Osbourne spoke with "Access Hollywood" host Billy Bush on wrestling with a home invader at his English estate last November. "So, I'm stark naked, not a stitch on, not a sock, nothing," Ozzy explained. "For some reason, I come around, and I see this guy crouching behind. So, he jumped out the window this way, and I got his head in a headlock and he's looking at me, and I'm looking at him and I'm going, now what? And I'm thinking, I hope he's not one of them. I'll lose my jewelry and lose my virginity at the same time.
"I could have broke his neck, killed him, or messed him up bad," Ozzy told Billy. "But then I go, in a split second, I go, but if I kill him, I got to live with the fact that I killed somebody for the rest of my life."
"Did you drop him?" Billy asked.
"I pushed him out," Ozzy said.
"Two stories down he went?" Billy asked.
"There was a tree that broke his fall," Ozzy laughed.
"Is that the only time you've been naked with a man in your life?" Billy asked.
"No, there was another, very embarrassing time," Ozzy teased.
"Access" found out that a naked Ozzy was sleeping on a friend's couch, while his equally naked buddy was upstairs with a girlfriend.
"And he comes down eating a pizza, and he goes to the fridge to get another beer, and he starts to choke on this pizza," Ozzy said. "This could only happen to me! So, I jump off the couch to give him the Heimlich maneuver! So, I'm behind him, going, 'Come on! Come on!' and his girlfriend opens the door and she goes 'Oh!' and I go, 'It's not really what you think!'"
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