OZZY OSBOURNE To Cook Meal For Charity

A brave businessman paid out £62,000 (approximately $117,000) for Ozzy Osbourne to cook him dinner at a recent charity auction at David and Victoria Beckham's "Full Length and Fabulous Party".

Ozzy said: "I hope that guy knows all I can fuckin' cook is beans on toast."

Meanwhile, at the same event, Sharon Osbourne got into a bidding war over an auction to stay a weekend at P. Diddy's house. The bidding for the stay at Diddy's £1.5million New York mansion kicked off at £10,000 (approxiamately $19,000). But Sharon chipped in with a flamboyant shout of £100,000 (approxiamately $190,000).

Rallied on by David Beckham and his England team mates, Wayne Rooney upped the ante and eventually took the prize for £152,000. He whispered to girlfriend Coleen McLoughlin: "It's for you, love."

(Thanks: Ozzyhead.com)